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It's that time again. [17 Dec 2006|09:43pm]
Those of you who've been around long enough may remember that each year I create a new journal and abandon the old one, a decision which I'm sure irritates most people to no end. In accordance with this "fresh start", I will be trimming down my friends list a little... discarding any unwanted slag, if you will.
Unlike last year when I was very public about my feelings towards each of those included in the friends cut, I'll be keeping it slightly more civil this time round. Do feel free, however, to inquire as to your exclusion if you feel the knowledge would suitably enrich your life (or if you're just plain curious).

So, without further ado, those who lose at life:


If you aren't on the above (short!) list and you a) hate my guts, b) think I'm boring, or c) have some other reason for not wishing to keep tabs on my unbelievably fascinating life, say so here and I'll delete you - or, if you're too scared, simply don't add the new journal.

For the survivors: stop_the_clocks
14 choked and died. | Strangle someone.

[17 Dec 2005|10:52pm]
Friends Only.

If you want to be added to my friends list, it would be a good idea to read the list below. You're welcome to add me even if the following apply to you, but don't be surprised if I'm quite vocal about my dislike for you.

Don't add me if:

You can't make an effort to spell or punctuate correctly.
You go into manic overdrive every time I disagree with your precious opinions.
You're a religious fanatic.
You don't like it when people swear or express any emotion other than happiness.
You use any of the words "lol", "ish", "meh", or "-snug-" in regular conversation.
You have a nickname that sounds like it came out of the Retarded Name Generator.
You don't really want to pay any attention to long entries. I post most of mine under an LJ-cut, but if you're never going to read the bulk of my entries then there is little point in adding me.

Also, bear in mind that I rate intelligence very highly. So if you can type reasonably or express yourself well, there's a high chance I'll add you.


Thank you.

59 choked and died. | Strangle someone.

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