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His Divine Grace.

I am the one who makes the waves.

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The breakdown: a pleasing phenomenon.
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4 July 1990
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One day, a man walks into a restaurant and orders the "Oasis soup". However, upon tasting it, he realises that it tastes just like ordinary tomato soup. He calls the waiter over.
"Waiter, this tastes like tomato soup."
"That's because it is."
The man becomes annoyed and asks, "So why did you call it the Oasis soup on the menu and charge £1 extra for it?"
The waiter replies, "Because you got a roll with it."



Take the time to make some sense of what you want to say, and cast your words away upon the waves.

Nick > you.

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